Criminal Pro-Tip #4

junk food/career?When choosing a business to break into, pay careful attention to the type of business you choose to target.  The “spy store” you choose is most likely going to have better cameras wired in the place than the CIA has.


Atta Boy

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department badge

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I’d like to send an official TraumaPig Atta Boy to LASD Reserve Deputy Shervin Lalezary.  D/S Lalezary is crediting with stopping and arresting suspected LA arsonist Harry Burkhart.  D/S Lalezary is like most reserve LEOs nationwide, in that he makes little to no money ($1 per year in Lalezary’s case) for their service.  D/S Lalezary is a shining example of those who volunteer their time to make our communities safer.  D/S Lalezary, thank you for your exemplary service!

Criminal Pro-Tip #3

Poster, "Hold on to Your Social Security ...

When attempting an armed robbery, one must remember two things:

  1.  1. Do NOT get your ass kicked by the clerk and wind up in the ICU because of it.

2. Do not leave your wallet, including ID, social security card, and credit cards at the business.

These are the people that keep us in business, folks!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!  This is a year of rebirth for both this blog, and The Pig himself.  May 2012 bring you everything you want, and nothing you don’t!

English: A Happy Family.

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It’s been a while

Dear readers, life has recently given me a grundle-thump.  It’s been WAY too long since I’ve done anything constructive with this blog, and I’ve sadly neglected it.  My hope is that with the new year (and a little help) I can revive things.  My goal is to make at LEAST one post per week.